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Frequently Asked Questions

BRAND X has cheaper shirts than this... / How well do your shirts last?

You want your t-shirts to be long-lasting with bright designs that don't crack or fade. Well, that's what we provide. Our shirts are 100% cotton and preshrunk for convenience and quality.

What size should I get?

size chart

I love your website and I love your shirts! I want to buy some so bad, but the only way I could pay would be with a money order. Is that something you can do?

Of course you can still order! All you need to do is to follow the steps below, and we'll process your order for you.
  1. We need to know the shirt choices you want to buy, but we'll also need to know the style of shirt, the color, and the size of it. Email those choices, along with your shipping address and your need to pay offline, by clicking on THIS LINK.
  2. We will very promptly send you a return email to give you a complete total on your shirt order that will also include your shipping charge in addition to the address you should be sending your payment to.
  3. Go ahead and print out the invoice email you were sent and send your money order and the invoice to the address we provided in a USPS-approved envelope. We'll process your order and ship it right out when we get your payment!

What is your privacy policy?

Our only priority is making your shirts that you ordered and sending them to you as fast as possible. Your information is not used again after that transaction is complete, and you will never catch us selling your info to other companies. We...HATE...spammers.

When I give out my personal information and my credit card number, I need a guarantee from the company that all of this is completely confidential.

Your security is very important to us as well, so we offer secure and safe shipping to all of our customers. When you click the "add to cart" button, you are immediately taken to a secure server where our shopping cart transactions are completed. You may then continue shopping and leave the secured server, or proceed to checkout within the safety of that secure server. Please feel safe ordering from us, and know that if you do feel uncomfortable using your personal information on the Internet, that you can call us TOLL FREE (United States only) at 1-888-687-4478. For everyone else who wants to call us living outside of the United States, please call using the number 1-731-588-5690.

I Am Having Problems With The Shopping Cart Accepting My Credit Card

Check your billing address. Is it precisely the same as the address the credit or bank company has registered? If you feel certain that your order should be going through, then go through the following steps:
  1. Quadruple check your billing information! This is the most common mistake, so make sure it isn't YOUR mistake too!
  2. One thing you may want to put into the "billing address field" is your previous address, especially if you have moved within the last few months. Sometimes it takes a while for big credit issuers to update data.
  3. You may just want to use a different card.
  4. If none of these options worked, you can always reach us during normal business hours of 9am to 6pm (central time zone). Our toll-free service number is 1-888-687-4478. United States toll free only.

Every Time I Make A Selection To Buy, It Refuses To Show Up In The Shopping Cart! Help!

Ordering things online is pretty easy. Wherever you shop on the Internet, you're going to need something called "cookies" implemented within the browsing perimeters of your browser. You may be having these contrary conditions because the security and privacy settings are set far too high in your browser for Internet shopping. Fix the problem by going to the "tools" tab in your browser, clicking on "options", and then navigating to the "privacy" tab to enable cookies (instructions). Or, you can always call your order in at 1-888-687-4478 6am to 9pm CST.

Instances In Which Refunds Will Be Charged A Restocking Fee

All of the shirts you buy are made the day after you order them to your exact specifications. That means that on orders above a certain price range will incur a restocking fee if they are returned, and the return is not due to anything our company did wrong. We are not responsible for refunding shipment costs.
Order TotalRestocking Fee
$1 - $1000%
$101 - $49920%
$500 - $99930%
$1000+50%

A Message To Future Customers About The Importance Of Quality.

When you shop with us, you're shopping with a company that takes quality seriously. We are determined not to be just some random shirt store on the Internet that pumps out a shoddy product and expects people to come back for seconds. No, we want to develop a relationship of trust with our customer base that results in a lifetime of purchases. You can order from us without any worry of being displeased with what you buy, because if you don't like it we will do whatever it takes to make you a happy customer. That's a dedication to satisfaction you can trust in. All of the standard men's tees we sell are printed on the highest grade of 6.1 ounce cotton we could find, because we know that is what our customer expects from us.

Can you make all of my shirts with the images displayed on the backs of my tees?

That would be no problem at all. If you want the shirt designs placed on the back, please proceed with your order as normal. When it comes time for you to enter any special comments, merely say that you want your shirt designs placed on the back of the shirts. We'll do this for you at no extra charge.

I really want to know, how long does it take you to put my shirts in the mail after I pay for my shirts?

We want you, as our customer, to be happy so that you'll want to always come to us for all of your awesome t-shirt needs. This is why we strive to have the fastest shipping speed our means can provide. We will be sending your shirts within just one business day of getting your order. We are in our shop, making high quality shirts, and shipping them fast every day of the business week at 7 in the morning till 3 in the afternoon. We are off duty on all Post Office recognized holidays and every weekend. When we get your order, it is placed within our system immediately. On the day after it enters our system, it ships. Once it's in the hands of the postal carrier, you'll get it quite quickly. If you happen to place your order with us on one of these days our doors are not open, then we will be making your order the very next shipping day available. If you order on Thanksgiving, then your order will be going out on the following Monday. We pride ourselves on keeping a fully stocked warehouse here, and the vast majority of the orders that come in are ready to be made and shipped quickly. We scarcely ever need to order supplies for an order to be completed, but if we do it usually only takes a couple of days for us to restock and ship your order. We do our very best to make sure everything is fully stocked, but if it isn't we will resupply right away. This may take up to two days, but we will send your order to you as soon as we have our stock in hand. Trust me, even if there is a supply issue we still have some of the fastest shipping this side of Amazon.com.

Everyone wants their packages shipped quick, and we're sure to oblige. Some people need their shirts even quicker, though. That's why there are three different shipping types, one of which is sure to satisfy your specific needs.

To those of you who are placing your orders within the U.S., then you have many options when considering your shipping speed.

  1. Standard Shipments are faster than almost anyone else out there because of our fast processing, making our shipments in only THREE to EIGHT business days.
  2. Expedited shipping will take 2 to 3 business days to arrive.
  3. Express Shipping is where you should turn for instances when you have to buy that perfect, last-minute gift. Your shirt will get there in time with this shipping speed, at just 1-2 working days.
As a SPECIAL NOTE OF INTEREST, packages that are shipped to Hawaii and Alaska will be sent using Priority Mail and can be expected to get to you in 5 to 10 business days. The delivery schedule provided is an approximation and may not include special order processing circumstances. Include an e-mail with your order information, and we will send you the postal tracking numbers. This service is not available to those living outside of the U.S.A., Hawaii, and Alaska.

Our International friends from the nations of Denmark, Germany, Finland, Netherlands, Australia, Norway, New Zealand, Great Britain, Canada, North Ireland, and Sweden are welcome to order using our International Shipping option. When you are ordering from outside of the U.S., your orders can take anywhere from 4 to 8 weeks for delivery...this is never truer than during the Christmas rush, so please take this into account when ordering. Please do not contact us in one week, asking where your order is. We cannot track the shipments once they leave the United States, so please be patient.

Customs Law requires us to make a full, visible inventory for their inspection that includes a monetary value of the contents. Marking the packages as gifts will not nullify this requirment. We will not take responsibility for any additional charges tacked on by Customs, so please take note of this responsibility when ordering. If you need any information concerning Customs fees and procedure, please call your area's customs agent.

We most definitely ship to all Military Addresses! We are hugely grateful for the sacrifice our soldiers willingly make to preserve freedom here, and abroad. The only shipping option available for APO/FPO deliveries is USPS Standard Mail, which means that the faster shipping options of Express and Expedited are not available to the Armed Services. Please disregard the quoted shipping estimates for delivery listed above if you are ordering for an APO/FPO address, as these delivery times do not apply.

If you are ordering your shirt to be delivered to a PO BOX address, then it will be shipped with USPS Standard Mail, which will take 3-5 Work Days to arrive.


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